An escalator can never break--it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there."
- Mitch Hedberg
May the odds be ever in your favor.
- Mitch Hedberg
May the odds be ever in your favor.
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